SERENADE 2 SENIORS
How come drugstores make sick people walk to the back of the store to pick up their medication while the healthy ones can buy what they need as they walk into the store?
How come banks sometimes leave vault doors open yet take pains to chain pens to the counters?
How come some of us leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways yet put useless junk into a locked garage?
How come in certain countries Braille lettering has painstakingly been installed at drive-up ATM’s?
How come sun lightens our hair but darkens our skins?
How come lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring while dishwashing liquid soap is made with real lemons?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
How come doctors call what they do … practice?
How come needles for lethal shots are sterilized?
How come sheep do not shrink when it rains but our woollen sweaters do?
How come airplanes are not made of the same material as the indestructible black box which is part of the plane’s equipment?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
If flying is so safe, why do we call the airport the terminal?
We need to have fun sometimes, don’t we?