“How was I born, dad?” a 5-year-old child asked.
“Well son, your mom and i got together in a yahoo chat room. We set up a date in a cyber cafe on facebook or e-mail, (I don’t remember which.) We sneaked into a secluded room and googled one another. Once there, your mom agreed to download from my hard drive. When I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said; “You got male.”